Nathan Gulliver and his exploits.

'Brockmoor' dives behind the sofa.

Oh Nath that is superb....I can just see Devils face....

Tricky Tree wrote:Oh Nath that is superb....I can just see Devils face....

Fair comment from Nathan Tricky,i was merely teasing him.

A more pleasant and affable guy would be nigh on impossible to find than Nathan regardless of his admitted foibles.

I'd be more worried if she turned up with you to be honest :-]]

Devil's Advocate wrote:

Tricky Tree wrote:Oh Nath that is superb....I can just see Devils face....

Fair comment from Nathan Tricky,i was merely teasing him.

A more pleasant and affable guy would be nigh on impossible to find than Nathan regardless of his admitted foibles.

I'd be more worried if she turned up with you to be honest :-]]

I've been laughing that much that harvey the spaniel has been going crazy,jumping all over me on the settee thinking I'm playing with him!

Nathan Gulliver wrote:

Devil's Advocate wrote:

Tricky Tree wrote:Oh Nath that is superb....I can just see Devils face....

Fair comment from Nathan Tricky,i was merely teasing him.

A more pleasant and affable guy would be nigh on impossible to find than Nathan regardless of his admitted foibles.

I'd be more worried if she turned up with you to be honest :-]]

I've been laughing that much that harvey the spaniel has been going crazy,jumping all over me on the settee thinking I'm playing with him!

Ffs....even the dog isn't safe!

You're a sick man.....i'm signing out for now!!

And I'd be worried devil,the Mrs would kill me!!!
You love me really devil.

Nath if you are using a pc or laptop at Laura's make sure you delete the history of websites visited lol, I don't think you would want Laura reading some of your posts, which she could as a guest on the forum.

My personal favourite Nathan comment was in Plymouth when he, Ulster Jim and I went out in Plymouth after the FA Cup game. We were in a club with some of the players feeling a bit conspicuous as being twice as old as anyone else there, so were looking for somewhere else to go.
Plymouth resident: 'There's the 'Two Trees' but it's a dump and full of slags'
Nathan: 'We're going there.'

the nephew of god wrote:My personal favourite Nathan comment was in Plymouth when he, Ulster Jim and I went out in Plymouth after the FA Cup game. We were in a club with some of the players feeling a bit conspicuous as being twice as old as anyone else there, so were looking for somewhere else to go.
Plymouth resident: 'There's the 'Two Trees' but it's a dump and full of slags'
Nathan: 'We're going there.'

Yes,what a night that was! I had a bloke square up to me in the infamous Two Trees for feeling his girlfriends arse as she walked past,me being totally oblivious to her boyfriend actually being there! Ulster Jim got a slap in the toilets for some unknown reason. Jim,the NoG and Jim's mate Andy from Coleraine left me in the Two Trees while they went for chips. They returned with some bird they had met in the queue at the burger van. We all moved on to an equally dodgy pub called The Clipper,apparently open all night! This bird came with us. We crawled in to the hotel at 6am,this girl still with us. Next thing I recall was having this girl against the wall in hotel corridor getting rather intimate when who should walk past but Spike,Ryan Rowe's dad,on his way out to get the morning papers!

And that people is exactly why Nath DESERVES his own thread...
Best thread I've started.

Tricky Tree wrote:And that people is exactly why Nath DESERVES his own thread...
Best thread I've started.

Not that it took much to beat your previous "best" Tricky!

His exploits as Nathan and a stour fan should be turned into a book, he could call it "50 Shades of Glass"  

Smiler.....more like 500 shades of glass...

A quiet night in at Shap and a £5 win at 4am in the morning at snooker for Nathan.

Is time finally catching up with our resident Superhero?

Devil's Advocate wrote:A quiet night in at Shap and a £5 win at 4am in the morning at snooker for Nathan.

Is time finally catching up with our resident Superhero?

Yes Devil,time to be sensible I think. Although I couldn't have got up to much at the hotel in Shap even if I wanted to,it was isolated to say the least! Nice to win at something though,beat Andy Poutney on the black and then cleaned up at killer!

I've been back at Laura's for the last couple of weeks and on my final warning so need to behave myself (or at least until she throws me out again),which will probably be sooner than later.

Nath being Mr.Doom and gloom.....not before Saturday though mucka seeing as I finally have a free one to partake in beers after Mickleover. 

Tricky Tree wrote:Nath being Mr.Doom and gloom.....not before Saturday though mucka seeing as I finally have a free one to partake in beers after Mickleover. 

I should be able to hold out until Saturday mate! Although,when I was texting the Devil yesterday to sort out Chippenham lift,she was getting very suspicious and asked if I was texting another woman.

Nathan Gulliver wrote:

Tricky Tree wrote:Nath being Mr.Doom and gloom.....not before Saturday though mucka seeing as I finally have a free one to partake in beers after Mickleover. 

I should be able to hold out until Saturday mate! Although,when I was texting the Devil yesterday to sort out Chippenham lift,she was getting very suspicious and asked if I was texting another woman.

Oh sh-t........my secret is out!

Oh no DA......
You kept this quiet.

May I add that it wasn't the CONTENT of the texts that was arousing her suspicion!

Nathan Gulliver wrote:May I add that it wasn't the CONTENT of the texts that was arousing her suspicion!

She was worried about "length" then i take it Nath?







All women are the bloody same :-[[

Is there any truth in the rumour that your favourite band is Sad Cafe Nath......nudge,nudge,wink,wink?

He better tell us how it goes.

Tricky Tree wrote:He better tell us how it goes.

It didn't go Tricky! I went and sat in the bookies all afternoon instead. Much the better option I think. I actually won a few quid today so I've treated Harvey the 'Sprocker' Spaniel to some better quality dog food rather then the usual Aldi's own brand shite. Its probably all the same stuff anyway but I felt better for it and he's wolfed his tea down tonight!

Nathan Gulliver wrote:

Tricky Tree wrote:He better tell us how it goes.

It didn't go Tricky! I went and sat in the bookies all afternoon instead. Much the better option I think. I actually won a few quid today so I've treated Harvey the 'Sprocker' Spaniel to some better quality dog food rather then the usual Aldi's own brand shite. Its probably all the same stuff anyway but I felt better for it and he's wolfed his tea down tonight!

Having heard of your previous antics with a dog it comes as no surprise to hear of you offering this type of bribe to Harvey the dog.

A quiet night in for the pair of you then Nath? :-]]